Hello Folks,

I'm new to BRPS, and if you'll excuse me I'm going to vent my guts out. I'm going to sound pretentious, I'm going to sound snobby, but god damn it I'm just so pissed off right now I don't care.

Firstly I'd like to start off by saying that I'm really tired of all the Cliquetastic bullshit going on in the DRoP fandom right now. I'm not ( Read more... )

( Cut for mention of child molestation and murder... )

Someone, (I shall call him "Lord of Dorkness" because it amuses me) just came to my game and posted this gem:

( cut to save your brain )

And the fact that all the text of your request thread is squished to the right side of my monitor, that the thing is colour coded and covered with pink hearts, green diamonds, yellow what-ever-the-fucks makes me think you are a moron. Also a sigma is not an acceptable replacement for an e. I don't want my knowledge of cyrillic making me misread ( Read more... )

I'll be the first to admit that I'm not the most tolerant of characters that don't fit into the general setting of an rp, but there should be a line drawn when other people have to agree with me.

Just a few minutes ago I joined a high school rp (a mistake I'm probably going to regret, I tend to get bored with high school rps very easily... but that ( Read more... )

Okay, so this is a suck that has been bothering me for a while now. I tried to ignore it and just enjoy the game, and accept that you were just high and mighty self-important douchenozzles, but its getting to the point that I just can't take it anymore.

So, here it goes. I'm a part of a panfandom community game. There is a very small group RPers on ( Read more... )

Imagine roleplaying with your good friend, with whom you have roleplayed for years, for many hours per day, having long since become accustomed to her individual quirks and idiosyncrasies and thinking of them with warm fondness.

And then, one day, you can tell she'd been reading bad fanfics and picking up quite headdesk-variety lingo, such as 'love ( Read more... )

Wow, I'm posting something that isn't gayfail ( Read more... )

Dear 'roleplayer, a hint. If I find this as your roleplay sample:

The frosty breeze cooed hither from the coast, the seasonal leaflets whirling downward like papery snow settled, the crepuscular beams split down through the web of branches as a silvery blade and splashed alike holy water upon the sward, and Anel passed by, the phantom of the woods ( Read more... )

Or is it an actual suck?

( So this one time, at that one place.. with the stuff. Y'know? )